Things You Don't Want to Hear From a Child's Mouth
From the mouth of my four year old niece: Have you considered cleaning your kitchen?
From the nine year-old: Mom, how many really big knives do we have?
From the fourteen year-old: If you think about it, if I date a guy who's six years older it won't make a difference when I'm like, thirty.
The nine year-old: Mom, the Department of Homeland Security called while you were gone.
From my three year-old nephew: Please don't sing. My ears don't like it.
From the fourteen year-old: We're getting the band back together, Ma.
From the nineteen year-old: It's normal to skip a period sometimes...right?
From the fourteen year-old: You people are SICK and PERVERTED!! Don't think I don't know why you take a shower at 1 a.m.!! And then again at 2!
From the nine year-old: Mom, how many really big knives do we have?
From the fourteen year-old: If you think about it, if I date a guy who's six years older it won't make a difference when I'm like, thirty.
The nine year-old: Mom, the Department of Homeland Security called while you were gone.
From my three year-old nephew: Please don't sing. My ears don't like it.
From the fourteen year-old: We're getting the band back together, Ma.
From the nineteen year-old: It's normal to skip a period sometimes...right?
From the fourteen year-old: You people are SICK and PERVERTED!! Don't think I don't know why you take a shower at 1 a.m.!! And then again at 2!
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